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They've Never Followed the Plough by former Assistant Commissioner Laurie Pointing

10 Jun 2020 9:34 AM | Anonymous member

                        FOLLOWED THE PLOUGH

Explanatory introduction

I first heard the expression, ‘Never followed the plough’ many years ago when the senior executive position in the organisation I worked for was awarded to an academic from New Guinea. A senior officer on hearing the announcement asked the retiring executive officer what he thought of the appointment to which he replied, “He’s never followed the plough.”

Initially the title of this poem was to be, ‘They’ve never followed the plough’ which is an extension of the ‘Peter Principle.’ The Peter Principle explains that when an individual is performing in a role superior to his/her capabilities and experience they rise to the level of their own incompetence. They’ve never followed the plough appears to me to be a bush extension of this expression.

Verses four, five and six explain the true meaning of this saying.

I am of the view that the expression originated many years ago when large cattle properties were owned by English Lords and in some instances managed by people who did not possess the necessary experience to fulfil that role.  It was common for those absentee land owners to appoint young male relatives and sons of influential friends, first as “Jackaroos” and to positions then of overseer or head stockman without the necessary experience and then, in a relatively short period of time they were promoted to the position of station manager.

This infuriated seasoned and experienced head stockmen and station ringers, who were frustrated by the newcomers’ incompetence and inability to manage.  In these instances productivity of that particular cattle property usually deteriorated.

Hence the saying “They’ve never followed the plough.”

However, I must remind readers that many of these young English migrants  (both men and women) adapted to the harsh Australian environment and, with time and experience in the cattle and sheep industry became successful and competent managers and contributed much to our great nation.

The history of the First Fleet, The Fatal Shore, written by Robert Hughes along with1788 and Convict Colony by (David Hill), clearly show the contribution British convicts and free English emigrants made in the development of our great nation. After finalising the poem and reading through it several times I decided that the appropriate title should be, “Followed the plough.”

Laurie Pointing

FOLLOWED THE PLOUGH

Farewell to old England forever

Farewell to my rum culls as well

Farewell to the well known old Bailee

Where I used to cut such a swell.

Bound for Botany Bay - Charles Thatcher- 1850’s

The hulks and the jails had some thousands in store

But out of the jails there were ten thousand more

Who lived by fraud, cheating, vile tricks and foul play

And should all be transported to Botany Bay.

Traditional Song - 1790-modified

The very day they landed on the fatal shore

The soldiers stood around them full twenty score or more

They yoked them up like horses to make them understand

Then chained them up to pull the plough – to ‘till the virgin land.

Convict Ballard - 1825-modified

Today, there are tall buildings that shadow the skyline

While their wealthy owners will all tell us how

To govern and manage our nation

But there are few who have followed the plough.

Some are privileged and cherish their titles

In social circles they live in the now

A lifestyle befitting their custom

Never a thought of the horse-drawn plough.

Many have risen from land-owning gentry

Their advantage in life does allow

A position of power in head office

Far removed from the draft-horse and plough.

Mother England had a problem in the year of seventy nine

With prison-hulks infected with the worst of our mankind

They paraded all the convicts through Old Bailey’s criminal court

And restored the former beauty of the English seaside port.

The author of the project was Sir Joseph William Banks

An eminent trusted botanist of the upper English ranks

He had trod the soil and bushland on our shores at Botany Bay

When their ship- the Endeavour stayed awhile, then sailed away.

They came by sea nine hundred sailed away

From Portsmouth Harbour on the thirteenth day of May

A journey of eight months or more before their landing day

To start a Penal settlement on the shores of Botany Bay.

On the twenty-sixth day of January, 1788

They sailed through Port Jackson’s narrow harbour gate

History in the making, white settlement here to stay

Our thoughts and prayers now mark our first Australia Day.

Phillip raised the Queen Anne flag upon the harbour shore

No white-man’s feet; on Port Jackson sand had ever stood before

Then Captain Phillip claimed Australia, for the King and for the Crown

“We’ll build a village on this land; we’ll name it Sydney town.”

They disembarked their human cargo, those sickly human wrecks

From the hulks and crowded prisons, transported under decks

Months were spent in squalid space; on those British transport ships

Those that died were cast aside as their last breath passed their lips.

No shelter was provided from the sun and from the heat

They camped in tents on hard bare ground with little food to eat

Their heads and clothes were filthy-their bodies scarred from lice

 They were starved and under-nourished - no strength to stand and fight.

Hard labour and the lash was the order of the day

And daily flogging meted out if they dared to disobey

Traditional owners watched in awe from the silence of the bush

While convict gangs just slaved each day until the evening push.

There was not one there amongst them who had milked a jersey cow

Or worked a farm or ever seen a Berkshire boar or sow

Those wretched souls; exhausted, while sweat dripped from their brow

Were yarded up like bullocks to snig the single furrow plough.

They built their prisons, tilled the soil to grow their basic food

With garden hoes and garden rakes their methods were quite crude

The crosscut saw and felling axe saw the forest trees brought down

While convict labour built the roads around old Sydney town.

Wheel-barrow-carts-carriages were the first of transport fleets

And mallets, picks and shovels were tools to build their streets

Pit saws and splitting wedges trimmed the hardwood logs

Those that fell and could not work were ridiculed and flogged.

They landed with their livestock and rabbits numbered five

In our warmer summer climate they quickly multiplied

Unloaded ducks and turkeys; fowls and chickens that had hatched

There was nothing when they landed; they started here from scratch.

Two racing blood line stallions and brood mares that numbered four

Were the pride of Captain Phillip on the day they came ashore

A bull calf and a herd bull and four grown breeder cows

Were landed by the convicts; but no horse to snig the plough.

Female convict labour fared no better than the men

Transported from their family homes and from their next of kin

They worked as cooks and maids and servants for the males

In Australia’s British Colony, now known as New South Wales.

Fourteen convict couples married; the first in wedded bliss

Gave thanks to the Almighty, sealed their marriage with a kiss

No honeymoon forthcoming, their work began at dawn

From this simple celebration, Australian sons were born.

Early agriculture in that sandy coastal soil

Saw their crops of wheat and barley fail to yield a crop each fall

The colony faced starvation after years of sweat and toil

Many wondered if old England gave them a thought at all.

Captain Arthur Phillip displayed a steady guiding hand

While serving as Commander in this unforgiving foreign land

He managed massive problems, and quelled the frequent row

Never wavered in his mission, had both hands upon the plough.

Governor Hunter followed Phillip, and then King and Bligh were our top brass

But encountered interference from some noted upper class

Lacked support they needed from their British peers at home

Neglected by the Government, by the King and by the Throne.

A corrupt explosive military plus a rebellious convict band

The overthrow of government and some threatening foreign lands

Cast a shadow of despondency throughout those early years

Near starvation in the Colony reduced four thousand souls to tears.

Twenty years of settlement saw little progress made by man

They explored the country northward, to the south where rivers ran

But Blue Mountain cliffs and gorges prevented access to the west

After twenty years exploring sadly gave those rugged mountains best.

Then Major General Macquarie took control of New South Wales

With orders from the Mother land, ‘Succeed where others failed.’

But he too found the Colony was staffed with wicked men

Who proffered by large liquor sales to those who lived in sin.

He improved the moral standards from the days of long gone by

And installed some trusted servants after the turbulent years of Bligh

Transformed the fledging colony from a prison camp of gloom

And his infrastructure spending caused old Sydney town to boom.

He overspent his budget, was reported to the Crown

And ignored the many sanctions from His Majesty’s Government clan

But a tragedy in England saw Lord Bathurst come to power

This saved Macquarie’s charter in his final darkened hour.

He defied the British system, thought their rules were far too harsh

He ignored his civic leaders, snubbed the British upper class

As the colony grew in stature, he favoured those who mattered most

And appointed former convict men, to important government posts.

Then Lawson, Blaxland, Wentworth explored a passage through the range

And noted how the landscape of the open country changed

They saw the rolling grass land and black soil beneath their feet

Brought a sense of jubilation, with no thoughts of past defeat.

A road surveyed from Sydney through that rugged mountain pass

 Saw expansion of the colony, two decades now had passed

They named the Lachlan River, Bathurst Township soon took shape

 A grateful Governor Macquarie thanked Lord Bathurst for his faith.

Free settlers arrived in thousands, staked their claims with sweat and toil

Drove their herds of sheep and cattle through the road to fertile soil

When Macquarie sailed from Sydney for his native Scottish home

Forty thousand people called our young Australia home.

Inscribed upon his headstone on the Scottish Isle of Mull

The words - ‘The Father of Australia’ that time has faded dull

Macquarie’s final resting place, his Australian tour well done

He left his mark on New South Wales, Australia’s finest son.

Today there are mansions that shadow the skyline

And Governor Macquarie was the first to show us how

To govern and manage our nation                                       

While inspiring others to follow the plough.

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 Laurie Pointing

Gympie – May, 2020

                                                                                          

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